#1: 11:30p.m.
Man: "Why do you look up at the sky and walk all the time?"
Me: "I'm waiting for deliverance."Man: "Why do you look up at the sky and walk all the time?"
(in my head 'Why the heck do you watch me walk my dogs? How often?)
Me: "Acting's in my blood.
(in my head 'you creep')
Me: "My nickname's The Ice Queen.
(in my head 'will you leave me alone now?'
Me: "Yes."
(in my head 'Was that simple enough?')#2: 6:40a.m.
Neighbour: "Are you seeing anyone?"
Me: "uhh, No"
(in my head, shit why didn't I say yes?)
Neighbour: smiling: "Oh okay. Well, I don't want to come on too strong, but maybe we could have coffee sometime and get to know each other? Like friends first."
Me: "Sure. Coffee. Friends is good. Bye"
(grumbling and walking away, with Jackie, half asleep and wondering how this could happen so early in the morning).
#3: 5:30p.m.
Driver in huge SUV: "Nice dog."
Me: "Thanks."
(I'm walking on the sidewalk with Jackie and this guy is waiting at the traffic light).
Driver: shouts something else unintelligible.
Me: ignoring and continuing to walk my dog.
Driver goes up another street, comes back and parks his SUV (more like a boat) on the opposite side of where I'm walking and says, "Psst. Come here."
Me (slight alarmed): ignoring said Driver and walking away with Jackie.
Spotted the same SUV a few times since, used to slow down, now I take a different route.
#4: 7:00p.m.
Enjoying my usual drink at Second Cup.
Passerby: "You make that whip cream look so good."
Me: toss my coffee, give him a glare and walk away.
#5: 11:30a.m.
Person at work: "Excuse me, but could I ask you a question?"
Me: "Sure." (trying to be helpful with a smile)
Person: Could you tell me where the Justice of the Peace office is?"
Me: Oh sure. You go down the end of the hall..."
Person: interrupting: "You know you're beautiful"
I think the noise that came out of me was one of complete exasperation.
... and yes there's more. Summer's here. Sometimes it sucks being a girl.
P.S: The timeline for all of those is a year. None of them are fictional unfortunately.
P.P.S: Clicking on the title of this post takes you to a song that lends a surreal feeling to these incidents.
2 comments:
As exasperated as it must've been for you, I found it entertaining! It takes all kinds to make the world but somehow the annoyers are more in number :)
Have a wonderful summer with J& C standing guard :)
LOL. I can laugh about some of them later on as I recount them. A couple of people look at me and go, "How does this happen to you all the time?" lol I don't know. It just does. But #3 was actually more "scary" than "funny" only because I heard of some stuff later on.
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